There isn’t even a generational comparison for Crocs, (those horrible rubber sandal thingys) but I think it’s safe to say that what A Flock of Seagulls did to men’s hair styles in the 80’s is roughly equivalent to what’s befallen the squeaky-heeled folks of the new millennium. Wow, that was really a run-on sentence. My English teachers would be ashamed. Actually, they’d probably be angry, because that’s exactly who I picture wearing the Crocs – sensitive underachievers who wish there was a garden everywhere they went.
So, if you have a pair, do us a favor – either keep them in the garden where they belong, or donate them to your local high school teacher at the next clothing drive for people who like awkward foot tans.
Click here to see all the gawd-awful “styles” – http://shop.crocs.com/c-4-Footwear.aspx?reqid=4&reqProdTypeId=4&subsectionname=footwear
HOW RANCID IS THAT BUTTER, YOU ASK?
- Style – 5 pats
- Value – 3.5 pats
- Availability – 1 pat (I think you can find some in a box of Kix, they’re everywhere!)
- Overall – 3.5 pats of rancid butter
